demoncolbert:

i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come up and hug him

i dont care if this goes against oscar tradition i just want leo to be happy

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ejakeulati0n:

ejakeulati0n:

so i was in choir today and this dude wouldn’t get away from the piano but i needed to find my starting pitch so i told him to play me a d and he didn’t listen to me so i yelled “I NEED THE D, CARL” and then i realized what i said

hey y’all

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i got carl to give me the d

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adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

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hyoipears: Um. Merida got a redesign. And tHIS IS NOT OKAY?? Sure Disney’s done redesigns for all their princesses lately and they messed those up pretty badly too. There’s no point raising a fuss about Cinderella and Aurora’s bangs because sigh I guess it’s just hair (even though it really is quite atrocious. Their iconic hairstyles are simply gone) and it’s the downright disrespectful appropriation going on in Pocahontas’ new look that merits more complaints. But this. THIS. They’ve taken poor Merida and turned her into exactly what she didn’t want to be. She’s clearly skinnier than before even though Brenda Chapman specifically designed her not to be, her poor precious face is almost unrecognisable and they put her in the dress that she hated, the dress that wasn’t just literally a physical constraint for her but symbolised everything that she hated about her life. They’ve put her in the dress that stands against everything she spent her entire film fighting against. They gave Merida choice and autonomy and now they’re taking it away just because they want her to fit in with the rest of the princesses. THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FILM AND THE CHARACTER WAS THAT SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO CONFORM TO OTHER PEOPLE’S EXPECTATIONS OF HER BUT THAT SHE CAN BE A STRONG, CONFIDENT AND STILL FEMININEYOUNG WOMAN ON. HER. OWN. TERMS. And Disney’s gone and spit on all of that. It’s not even the people who drew and designed her that want it, there are so many interviews and inside opinions where people specifically state that they hate what they’re doing to the characters with the redesigns, and that they keep trying to tone them down or keep them closer to the spirit of the originals. But marketing or whatever other crappy departments Disney have breathing down their necks forbid them from doing so and insist that no, make them look more ridiculous more horrible because this is Disney we don’t care about children growing up with healthy views on women all we care about is money and we’re sure this will get us lots of it omg so much money all the money leT’S EMBRACE THE MISOGYNY BECAUSE IT’LL GIVE US MORE CASH THAN WE KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. It’s not even just me, there is petition going around for people to sign asking Disney to stop and change Merida back because no this is wrong this is disgusting and i am in literal tears right now i cant handle this shit.

fleaz:

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys 

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homurathetimelesbian:

no

forced physical activity in school isn’t what helps kids be healthy

physical activity that is at their skill level and their comfort level is what keeps them healthy

forcing every kid, regardless of skill level, size, and muscle to do shit like run the mile in 6 minutes or less and criticizing them when they can’t do it is as fucking stupid as refusing to let kids have any physical activity in school at all

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rlpaperadventures: crookedfeet: w-a-v-e: yannychigi: maddie-in-a-box: SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH  MY GOD HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS????? BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS P̸̖͓̥̪͖͖̱͎͍̻̖̬̖̾ͮ̒͌̍̔͑͊̏̈́͑̑̉̈̅̂ͩ̚͟͠͝͝E͇̗̭͖̖̲͇̞̭̥̠̭͕̞̫̺͔̗ͭ̓̐͆̐ͦ̽̂͌ͨͣ̚̕͢Ņ̷̫̱͓͓̜͍̗̪͎̣͓̃͋̍̓̒̑͋̍̊̂̈̐̈̀́̚͟I̵̘͚̰̰̻̖̻͍͎̺̜͇̞͔̻̬ͤ͒ͧͫ̌̕͟͢S̵̷̡͕̹͓̖̩̝̫̯͉ͦ̂͐̀͜

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ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this:

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is that tom hiddleston and jensen ackles

that is tom hiddleston and jensen ackles

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cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

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